• I eval , therefore I'm perl
• Interpret your way out of this...
• perl is eXtra Special
• A tertiary for all occasions
• Into the valley of errors & warnings rode the strictureless hacker
• perl - do anythin' you wanna do
• When all about you are losing their heads, use strictures

Update:

I'm surprised I haven't (yet) encountered the quote attributed to Larry Wall - perl makes easy jobs easy and hard jobs possible