Consider yourself lucky. My workplace is slowly being converted to Java, specifically our web site is now being hanlded by JSP. Lately I feel like a minority, everybody keeps telling me to write bash scripts instead of Perl scripts. I make them give one good reason why bash would be a better job than Perl and when they don't give me a good answer, I use Perl.

Sigh, I finally implemented a Schwartzian Transform without peeking the other day, showed it in pride to my boss, and was rewarded with "WTF is that ____?"

Sshhhh, don't tell anybody I said this, if my co-workers find out, they'll lock me in a padded room and make me code in Java. . .

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