I don't know why you're being so rude. You're clearly wrong,
generally as well as specifically. I'm not talking about a few edge-cases or exceptions, I'm talking about a massive difference between versions of languages. Would you say that you can't do object-oriented code in perl, "generally", and tell me not to bother you with the counter example of perl 5?
Nobody says perl looks like line-noise any more
kids today don't know what line-noise IS ...