JavaFan,
Your points are all fair and accurate. I wanted a catchy title to get people to read the post and had intended to caveat with a disclaimer in the body. I got caught up in explaining why I was posting here when it was already on use.perl and forgot the disclaimer. Adam does go on to point out that if you IRC or can do email, he will do whatever he can to help someone interested out. It isn't as easy as 1 2 3 though and I should have reviewed it a 3rd time before clicking create.