$Letter->Dear(Guildenstern);

print "delighfully unreadable...\n";
foreach (@line) {
      $XP++;
}
$Rosencrantz->Alias(Novitiate);
$Rosencrantz->$Sincerely;
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I must confess, my first letter had, bless my soul, an echo statement instead of print.
Too much PHP can make the mind mushy; take note of my mistake.
Humbly,
Novitiate