Read Slashdot. CowboyNeal is one of the guys who runs Slashdot, and his name is (almost) always the final option on the Slashdot polls.

Related, check out this node.

xoxo,
Andy

%_=split/;/,".;;n;u;e;ot;t;her;c; ".   #   Andy Lester
'Perl ;@; a;a;j;m;er;y;t;p;n;d;s;o;'.  #   http://petdance.com
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