my $lonliness;
scalar($lonliness);
local $pub;
my $comfort = &drown($lonliness, "Beer");
wantarray;
seek WOMAN, 4, $comfort;
select WOMAN;
wait;
<WOMAN>;
shift @feet;
my $line;
wantarray ? sin : die;
wait;
shift @feet;
close WOMAN;

scalar($lonliness);
&drown($lonliness, "Beer");
sleep;



This is my first time. Be gentle. *grin*

-=rev=-

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Re: scalar
by tachyon (Chancellor) on May 16, 2001 at 04:54 UTC
    $_ = " oooooooIoooo olooiookooeo ootohoooioso oosoooaoodoo otooooaoloeo o;ooooo-oo)o"; You, do(not require warnings); s.o..go;$now and exit, do(not die) unless $beer == warm; print;
    tachyon
Re: scalar
by Anonymous Monk on May 21, 2001 at 15:20 UTC
    Great Poem.
Re: scalar
by dpatrick (Scribe) on May 23, 2001 at 02:19 UTC
    That's fresh. I like it.
    dpatrick