I have had my current job for either three weeks or about half an hour, depending upon whether my contract has been drafted. (I know that's a silly way of looking at it, but hey, I'm getting a better job.)

I'm not going to be writing Perl. :-(

I *am* going to be earing Real Money. :-)

I won't have to work for the morons who nearly didn't give me a reference, and cancelled the work I was supposed to do today. :-)

Tiefling