yeah the "translated" version is quite popular in Germany, don't worry about PC! 8)

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ATTENTION

This room is fulfilled mit special electronische equippment.

Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only!

So all the “lefthanders” stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligencies.

Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere!

Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.

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if you exclude the whitespaces you might get the middle name you wanted! Just apply for an US-passport and enter eventually into the Guinness Book... 8)

But be warned about the downsides... xD