As others have pointed out, such a subversion of Perl's namespace management is a Bad Idea.

... this is the height of Laziness ...

It's more like employment insurance, for it will guarantee you (or those who follow you) many happy, billable hours of debugging.

... I figure with the saved keystrokes I might make up the development time by the end my programming life.

OTOH, after a few 3 AM debug sessions, you may want to end your programming life by your own hand!