in reply to (Golf) JAPH?

This question has been asked before. The original work can be found here. They got it down to 
die`man $^Xfaq1`=~/"(j.*)"/

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as opposed to 
die"Just Another Perl Hacker\n"

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It's not exactly a general solution and the formatting is a little off, but I'm very impressed.

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