Take one sip when:

• Someone posts a node celebrating a milestone in number of nodes posted.
• A new ..._haters_anonymou user is created.
• kudra receives a donation to her world domination fund.
• A troll makes a post.
• jeroenes pushes SuperSplit.
• A reference is made to cheese or pie
• Someone asks for a new section to be added to the monastery.

Take one chug when:

• A new poll appears in the voting booth.
• A photo is added to the rotation in the upper right.
• The NodeReaper eats a user in the ChatterBox.

Down a can when:

• A node appears in all three Best Nodes sections at once.
• A new section is added to the monastery.

Down the entire case when:

• kudra dominates the world.
• jcwren tells us who won the T-shirt!