I do think you are exaggerating, in criticizing the style of writing which I employed. Each of my ellipsis separated phrases exhibited one complete thought with an understandable phrase structure. Whearas, your examples seem broken and fragmented. However, I do heed your ruler across my knuckles, and I realize that I would be setting a bad example to future generations of Perl Programmers, by using that style.

By the way, it is teleprompter style.... you read it as if you are speaking it..... i write for my own show :-)

So, may I please be excused from detention? :-)