That perlmonks will start the year with a poll that has the least creative response options to date.

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Here's my version of the poll - cast your votes now

My top prediction for 2010:

A) The world will discover David Cook is a ginger
B) Japan will stop eating dolphins
C) Google will declare bankruptcy
D) The Burj Khalifa will topple
E) Michael Jackson's will replace Jesus in the Guiness Records for most appearances in toasted bread after death
F) Fortune 500 execs will develop morals