BEGIN { my $defense } while(@Slashdot){ open(MyMouth, "Speak"); my $mind; foreach ($PerlFlamer) { &listenClosely; &respondCalmly; &repeatFacts; s/falsehoods/truths/gi; } } END { my $karma eq '0'; my $worry eq '0'; my $smiles++; }

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RE: Doing Battle
by Anonymous Monk on Apr 20, 2000 at 22:46 UTC
    Once a man came to the master. - All this crap about Perl... it's all nonsense... bullshit! The master smiled and nodded. - To understand the Perl nature, one must keep his calm. As the monastery security beat the crap out of the man, he was enlight +ened.
RE: Doing Battle
by Adam (Vicar) on Apr 28, 2000 at 00:38 UTC
    Shouldn't that be foreach(@perlflamer) ?
RE: Doing Battle
by Simplicus (Monk) on Apr 21, 2000 at 17:32 UTC
    Truth
    Simplicus
      Ex Nilo Nilo Fit.

      I think thats right.

      ^not[^t\<hing\>]&|not[thing]&
      Plz correct me if it's not.