Doing Battle

BEGIN { my $defense }
while(@Slashdot){
     open(MyMouth, "Speak");
     my $mind;
     foreach ($PerlFlamer) {
          &listenClosely;
          &respondCalmly;
          &repeatFacts;
          s/falsehoods/truths/gi;
     }
}
END { 
     my $karma eq '0';
     my $worry eq '0';
     my $smiles++;
}
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RE: Doing Battle by Anonymous Monk on Apr 20, 2000 at 22:46 UTC
`Once a man came to the master. - All this crap about Perl... it's all nonsense... bullshit! The master smiled and nodded. - To understand the Perl nature, one must keep his calm. As the monastery security beat the crap out of the man, he was enlight +ened.` [download]	[reply] [d/l]
RE: Doing Battle by Adam (Vicar) on Apr 28, 2000 at 00:38 UTC
Shouldn't that be foreach(@perlflamer) ?	[reply]
RE: Doing Battle by Simplicus (Monk) on Apr 21, 2000 at 17:32 UTC
Truth Simplicus	[reply]
RE: Doing Battle by Anonymous Monk on Apr 25, 2000 at 23:27 UTC
Ex Nilo Nilo Fit. I think thats right. `^not[^t\<hing\>]&\|not[thing]&` [download] Plz correct me if it's not.	[reply] [d/l]