in reply to just how special are $a and $b these days?

c:\test>perl -l package distant; sub comp{ $::a <=> $::b || $::b cmp $::a }; package main; print for sort distant::comp qw[ 3 3.0 3e0 2 2.0 2e0 1 1.0 1e0 ] ^Z 1e0 1.0 1 2e0 2.0 2 3e0 3.0 3

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