You should have noticed that the Monks are very willing to help, provided that the seeker has put in some effort and has runnable code that demonstrates the problem.
The monks are much less eager to help if there is no effort shown, although there will still be some answers among the comments if the question is understood.
When the question is hard to read and the provided info makes an accurate answer impossible, then it takes a miracle to help you.
Finally, if you're YELLING and rushing for an answer and ignoring the advice... then you're just digging yourself a deeper grave.

Please, just:

1. Stop.
2. Breathe.
3. Think.
4. Define what the actual problems is.
5. Trace out what is going on and where it goes wrong. (Coworkers who have seen the code before can help a lot here)
6. Prove that you know where it is going wrong by removing all the other code and showing that the problem still occurs.
7. When you have narrowed the problem down to just a few lines of code, show that in code tags.
8. Use paragraphs and sentences to describe the situation and the goal. (<p></p> tags are important here)
9. Use capital letters responsibly.
10. Keep in mind the following as you write:
• You are not the only person in the world with a problem.
• Registering on perlmonks does not put us in your debt.
• You are asking not just for free help, but to get paid for having someone else do your job!
11. Most importantly, don't just look at the replies, but read them and follow them. Why ask for help if you will not accept the help which is offered?