My bad; dup. Considered for reaping.

                  /|\
                 / | \
                |  |  |
                | /"""""\
                |('"''''')
                | \ ''' /
                   |   |

Rear view illustration: someone reading 
(a book|the docs). Try it.

Note also, FSF, a somewhat more reliable source of software, lists "p2c" as a Pascal-to-C converter, with no mention of Perl. Happy April 1.