Im a perlin' in the morning
and perlin' late at night
those rotten error 500's
they get me so uptight

I have to sit and ponder
when my perlin' goes real bad
a beer in my left hand
stops me feelin' sad

Sometimes the perlin's great
and goes a real whizz
and when its good it's very good
it really is the biz

so all you perlers out there
come join the fun with me
and we can do great perlin'
just you wait and see