I forgot to mention that I've already read that Exporter documentation says explicitly not to import arrays but I'm not really in the mood of respecting that, I want a dirty-quick type of solution.
Maybe you don't want to use Exporter at all then? You keep on harping that you want "dirty-quick", but you don't tell us what you really want to do. The dirtiest way to create names for variables in another package is: