Maybe we should make a poll to pick a better title for the OP. I'll start the list off with:

• Hey you! Yeah you! Convert this damn shell script for me. And have it done by yesterday!
• Any suckers out there willing to do my job for me?
• Are you bored? Do you have a giving nature? Then have I got a project for you!
• Hey, how can I lose some XP real fast?
• I'm working on my hubris and laziness. How do you think I'm doing?

Last one is my personal favorite! :-)