For a while I thought in fright that it could either be that he has a Frankenstein cousin who wrecked our refuge and conquered our lovely NodeReaper's heart, bones and intestines in a grudging attempt to let trolls and flame-baiters in or that someone played a prank, until I read the assuring message from our old Corion and learning that everything was becoming under control, I just wished for us not to be Monastery-less us the children of Perl...

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