no warnings; for (clamoring) { my $heart; startled and racing } @the; door: caller knocks, loudly; goto door; open it, slowly; package delivery; not small; accept cautiously, sign; push inside, (with, help); close door; wait; until (postman departs) { untie $twine; unpack box, slowly; } seek manuals, (where? ahhhh: here), study; read manifest, $instructions, stat sheet; map contents, sort parts; index everything, prepare; glob solder; chop and splice wires, carefully; connect tubes, bind plastic, metal; join together, socket optics, fiber, screws, bolts; reverse socketpair pop inside, another, hex driver, torque, gingerly; broken if forced; time; for (completion) { do everything, properly } link it, carefully and finish; open panel, shift switch; wait; listen now, whirring;

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Re: The::Delivery.pm
by KILNA (Acolyte) on Jan 23, 2002 at 15:58 UTC
    Another one I posted anonymously on accident, I just wanted to reply so I could get back to this entry at a later date. Don't mind me, just passing through. :) It's a little bit pretentious, but all in good fun.
Re: The::Delivery.pm
by Anonymous Monk on Jun 02, 2001 at 01:21 UTC
    I just created my account, this work is mine. :) Please be gentle, its my first time.

      i like it, but i still don't know who you are, because you still weren't logged in when you posted to tell us it was you. try again?