Wow, is this for real? Subroutines are bad but methods are good. The only difference is their names. Also, you do use gotos but you call them names like "last" and "next" (for more details, see `perldoc -f last` and `perldoc -f next`.

I won't get into the reasons why everyone uses gotos but they do. Just don't call them "gotos"; use the other names the language designers thought up for them. :)