Rather than leaving yourself screwed like that, why not deal with a
hosting site that will give you ssh access and allow your own
modules? Try www.mhost.com. You can do pretty much what you
want there, within reason. Plus I personnaly know that all
of the Perl modules you could want are installed - I made
him install em. And they run MySQL.

What does this little button do . .<Click>; "USER HAS SIGNED OFF FOR THE DAY"