Your arrogance is breathtaking.

Tell ya what, know-it-all:   why don't you “go find the book,” or better yet, just save Amazon the trouble?

Any of us could, if any of us were so inclined, “fight fire with fire,” but why bother?   “Troll baiting,” while a mildly interesting exercise that occupies way too much bandwidth at some forums, does not work here.   You are addressing the world-wide community of Perl developers, and I am quite sure that you will find a different attitude to be much more fruitful.