It's been years since I posted here but I had a sudden whim to try an obfu again. Here goes nothing (What DOES that mean?). Tested on Vista, Mac OS 9 and Linux.

@a=split//,"Z~R_'QVj!^VL_.E]`OVj-]`O^AaZj>]LH]`OWx";map{$_=(ord$_)-oct
+ 36;
unless($_>oct 11){$_-=3;$_="0$_"};$b.=$_}@a;$b=scalar reverse$b;while(
+$b){
$y=chop$b;$y.=chop$b;$y.=chop$b;push@t,$y}map{print chr($_- hex hex d9
+)}@t
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The last time I posted was When JAPH retires (v 2.0) and it has to be said that was a more interesting project!