Okay, let’s all get “back on-point” here.   Is there any way that this problem can be solved?

For instance (and I don’t know the answer to this...) does Microsoft provide any sort of command-line utility that we might be able to fire-off a couple thousand times with qx//?   (I know that they are rather-begrudgingly rediscovering the usefulness of shells these days.)

THItheboxNK

This is clearly a one-off task, looking for some quick-and-dirty solution.