When I Wake Up Every Morning I...
- Thank God I'm Alive
- Excercise
- Brush My Teeth
- Check The Weather
- Check My Breath and say "Eh, it can wait."
- Have Breakfast
- Drink Hair Of The Dog (breakfast alternative)
- Groan "Ugh! Not Again".
"...the adversities born of well-placed thoughts should be considered mercies rather than misfortunes." — Don Quixote