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Also, if you'd like to get rid of those ugly string concanenation operators (aka periods) you can say: 
print FORUM qq[<HTML><BODY BGCOLOR="BLACK" TEXT="RED">
<CENTER>Grettingz,<BR>Thiz iz a forum for fellow members of Clan Titan
+.
to discuss issues and just generallly unwind, ask questions etc.<BR>.
Alzo, ppl who are new to thiz forum, plez make a pozt saying you are.
here, or even better, write a story about<BR>".
how you came to be here! thanx!<BR>".
Menttal<BR>Founder of Clan Titan<P><P><P><P>\n];

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Not only is it easier to write, and it allows you to use real quotes, but easier to read the HTML produced: your code as it was put all of your text on a single line!

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