Between the suggestions thus far and my own thoughts, nothing seems to really work except 'Perl'. However, there's a *really* interesting option you haven't explored yet.

Ask Larry.

I'm inclined to think that this question is of the sort that he wouldn't mind receiving, and he's put a lot of thought into the naming of things.

Of course, this is also the guy who considered what the mascot for a language called 'Perl' should be, and came up with, 'A Camel', so I wouldn't expect his suggestions to be particularly literal. :-)

Anyway, it'd make a good story later on.