She didn't ask for your resume or stories. She and others here who dedicate their time to help people learn get rightly offended when someone casually pops in feeling entitled to free code on demand. So you respond by claiming you work 100 hours and don't have time for this Perl nonsense? And you assume that people here don't work long hours, have a personal life because out of their goodness decide to spend the little time they have helping others?