How about in jail, awaiting trial under the Computer Fraud and Abuse act... or in Stop and Shop, using a hacked EBT Machine. I swear, the things gotta run Perl. :)

What about, in bed. Next to my sleeping wife? "Just working on my web-site, love. Go back to sleep."

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