I knew I was a nerd when I started reading assembler instructions in old UK number plates (3-chars), like JNZ.
Perl references abound in the real world. In Cornwall (UK) there is a Saint
eval.
Related to your
chomp, I believe that there is a Chinese dish called
chop suey.
When it comes to monks,
GrandFather has a whole bunch of clocks named after him.
(This could run and run)