When you said "The Tee of Doom" i immediatly had to think this was a title worthy of a Terry Prattchet Novel - or at least one of his famous phrases. You know, like "Glom of Nit" from "Going Postal".

Ok, on a more serious note (yeah...), problems like these can bite in quite unexpected ways. Here's a rather lengthy writeup of a similar well-meaning, not so well implemented "automate my language" script: