Not very obfuscated, but the Larry
Wall quote seemed timely given some
of the "Is perlmonks newbie-friendly?"
discussions that have popped up lately.

#!/usr/local/bin/perl -lw
sub b{return unpack("N", pack
("B32",substr("0" x 32 . shift, 
-32)));}@n=(101010,101010,
101010,111000,1100,11000,10000,
11010,10010,100,10101,100100,10,
111001,1010,11001,1111);foreach
$q(@n){$d=b($q,);push
(@final,"$d ");}print +(split(//,

'Its okay to program in Perl
Baby-Talk and we wont laugh...
OOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
OOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM/   \MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
OOOOMMMMMMMMMMM{ - - }MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
OOOOMMMMMMMMMMM(  _  )MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
OOOOMMMMMMMMMMM_\   /_MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
OOOOMMMMMMMMMM/     / \MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
OOOOMMMMMMMMM/___/\/___\MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
OOOOMMMMMM__(____||_____)__MMMMMMMMMMM
OOOOMMMMM(                 )MMMMMMMMMM
OOOOMMMMMM\\_____________//MMMMMMMMMMM
OOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM'))[@final];
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~monk d4vis
#!/usr/bin/fnord