What Anonymous Monk would most like to see added to Perl is:

• File::CompareTwoFilesAndDisplayDifferences
• File::ExistsInAnySubdirectory
• File::Contains::WantedRecord
• File::InsertRecord
• Misc::Telepathy::BioPerlInterface
• AI:DebugMyApp
• AI:DoMyHomeworkForMe
• some other cheap joke at the expense of novice programmer (please specify)