in reply to one-line conditional print?

One of several ways:

printf "There %s $_ piece%s of pizza left\n", $_==1 ? ('is','') : ('are','s') for 0 .. 2;; There are 0 pieces of pizza left There is 1 piece of pizza left There are 2 pieces of pizza left

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