On the eve, of what I hope will be my approach to true monkhood, I humbly submit my first obfuscation,
with many thanks to those who have assisted me with the Tao of Perl. I've tested it on a Win 2000 system.

@}=(74,65,     117,       48,115,39,     116,   104,
    32,      55,  65,     18,    110,    72,    111,
    01,     116,   56,    104,   49,     101,68,114,
    23,    32,50,80,110,  101,66,        114,   118,
    108,   40,       32,  122,           72,    59,
97, 32,    99,       62,  107,           84,    101,
  59,     114,       61,  32,            32,    32); 

$i=0;      foreach$-(@})  {if(           ($i%((2*2)/2)
)==        (0/1)){print   chr(           $-);}$i=$i+(
((5*       2)/5)/2);}
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