So you introduced the distinctions of "comprehensible" and "proper" English in order to justify tchrist's asinine claim...

No, I didn't. I introduced that distinction to help explain how these two factions (consisting of you on the one hand a bunch of reasonable people on the other) can continue to shout "You're wrong!" at each other. Both are right because they are using two different metrics.

And FYI - your repeated attempts to claim insight into other people's mental workings are no longer amusing. It might be fun if you demonstrated some aptitude for it, but you don't.