Figured it out. I was accidentally creating a second reference in the return array with

my @returns = ["blah","blah","blah"];
return(\@returns);
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which should have been:

my @returns = ("blah","blah","blah");
return(\@returns);
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so I ended up with a reference to a reference to the array I was trying to access instead of a reference to the data.