Can you change your platform to linux?( GNU or Ubuntu)
It is easy to install for yourself. You can then put the output anywhere you like via mail/ftp/shared drive etc..
Solution can take extra time and effort but worthwhile in the long run.
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Unfortunately this works with change of my job too ... Perhaps not the worst idea but takes some time ... I can of course change to linux at home but I need the scripts to be portable.