my $pid = fork();

if (defined($pid)) {
    if ($pid == 0) {
        use brain;
        require education;

        my $crawl     = daycare(3);
        my $socialize = preschool(2);
        my $form_lines= kindergarten(1);
        my $diploma   = school(12);
        my $degree    = college(4);
        my $masters   = grad_school(2);
        my $doctorate = grad_school(2, $masters);
        my $post_doc  = grad_school(2, $doctorate);

        my $job = employer($socialize, $diploma, \$degree);
    } else {
        use strict;
        require money;

        pay_for_education($pid);
    }
} else {
    use kleenex;
    require service;

    mourn($pid);
}
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Have fun,
Carl Forde