I think I never have to worry, "Can Perl do that?" would be a great tagline for the quote thing at the top of the Perlmonks page.

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Re: Great Line!
by sierrathedog04 (Hermit) on Jul 04, 2001 at 19:57 UTC
    "Perl is dead, but it won't lie down"

    (Thanks to Little Richard, who said something similar about rock and roll in the 50s.)

    Update: Perl has the same vitality that rock and roll had back then. And since rock and roll lasted fifty years more that is good for Perl.