Here's some super-fast code to turn any of your Perl programs (or shell scripts, or Python programs, or Ruby programs, ...) into a JAPH, despite any typos, missing modules, syntax errors, or other misgivings.

#include <stdio.h>

int main (int argc) {
  if (argc == 1) while (getchar() != EOF) 1;
  printf("Just another Perl hacker\n");
}
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I compiled this as prel, and ran the following program through it:

#!/usr/bin/prel

use strict;
print q{Just another Perl hacker.";
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