I think there are several points missing:

• A new Perl project at work (getting paid for your hobby is always fun)
• World domination (think big!)
• Vacation
• Finally getting a girlfriend
• A better office at the monastery
• A new law approving the use of my chainsaw-based L.A.R.T.

BREW /very/strong/coffee HTTP/1.1
Host: goodmorning.example.com

418 I'm a teapot