Oooh, I forgot my favorite! I must confess that I've adapted it from someone's Slashdot sig:

$title = 1;
$darkness->take($_)
    foreach ( qw( sight speech hearing arms legs soul ) );
$left = "life in hell";
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xoxo,
Andy
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<megaphone> Throw down the gun and tiara and come out of the float! </megaphone>