When I go out to the Monastery gardens, I see a lot of monks practicing the Art of Perl. Which is like

• Wushu: has as many styles as stars on the oriental sky
• Boxing: a few tools, infinite combinations, pride of the western world
• Okinawan karate: relies on strength, linear and brutal
• Tai chi chuan: if know your stuff well enough, you can spin the world around yourself
• Krav maga: ugly and effective, basic training goes a long way
• MMA: other programmers enjoy watching the mayhem in the IDE, but afraid to join the fun
• Silat: exotic weapons, incomprehensible techniques, sudden death