#!/usr/bin/perl
@MIT=($*=1);@q=map{-42+ord}split m,,,qq #Just Another Perl Hacker...
;/CAJTSX``4*/*0*44/4 ) 4 44)4444/0444E\t1mnEmmE  magnus@MIT.edu  ;;;
$**=0.1;for$U (0..8){@u=map{$q[$U+$_*9];}(0..4);$u[4]-=67;U(@u);};;;
grep{print((map$_?q:*::q: :,(@$_)),$/);}@U;sub U{($h,$a,$c,$k,$e,$r)
= @_;for ($e..$k/$*){$u=$**$_;$U[$a-$**$**$c*$u*$u][$h+$u]=q}q};};};
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I'd never tried to write obfuscated code before... (Usually it just comes naturally!)
This was fun. If you've never done it, you should try!