in reply to Weird things...

If you want to include settings from an external file - the easiest way I have found to do this is to have the external file like:
#!/usr/bin/perl $name = 'turd'; $blah = 'sample';
Then in your main program:
#!/usr/bin/perl -w use strict; use vars qw($name $blah) require './turd.pl';
That should allow you to read in the variables :)